Oke Bakassi, one of
Nigeria’s finst comedian decided to write God. Here is his Hilarious piece
below ;
Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time
it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for
making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised
not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a
better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family,
friends and fans.
I hereby present some
personal issues before you:
1. Will Nigeria be
better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up
citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury
and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with
the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.
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| Okey Bakassi |
3. Have you relocated
Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do
another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of
our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and
night clubs.
6. There are more
diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer
required.
7. Please is your son
coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he
came.
8. Please I need your
BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and
government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife
and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’
Onyegbule
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